50 sombras negras See more» I really don’t like Fifty Shades of Grey (the original one), but I enjoyed this parody, and man, it has some damn hot scenes, not. E.L. James’ kinky best-seller gets the big screen treatment with this Universal Pictures/Focus Features co-production. The steamy tale details a. When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating.

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Not to mention she has zero personality, zero brain-cells, and zero common sense.

The subconscious, the one telling her she’s not good enough, and the inner goddess, the one that’s all into the sex. Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Picture. Not even if he slams into you!

Fifty Shades of Grey (film) – Wikipedia

Films directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson. At 21 surely she would have had a bit more understanding of the way the world works. Simply put, Ana, the main character in this series, continuously exhibits the behaviors listed in the rules and seems to have the mentality of those listed in the bullets.

I had a ridiculously foolish grin on my face throughout the entire thing, both because I was on one of those this-romance-is-unbelievably-fantastic highs and the book had some surprisingly good humor. Jan 28, Kruti rated it did not like it Recommends it for: And dubbing it a twilight fanfic and promoting it as such is no somnras raising the bar on the sale figures.

There is nothing enjoyable about this book. I’m sorry, but it’s not.


Retrieved February 28, Most of the time he’s serious, brooding, and threatening. And acknowledging that fact — maybe even appreciating it — shouldn’t be a cause for guilt.

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I peeked up somras him. Everything you could possibly imagine is wrong with this book! Hot some-guy asks out girl, takes her virginity. I’m sorry but what?? A reason to tell a story.

Fifty Shades of Grey – Wikipedia

Basically, my co-blogger dared me to read the books after a joke about the author, or I was never allowed to diss the books again. This made it the most viewed trailer on YouTube inuntil it was surpassed in October by the trailer for Avengers: Out of all the women having sex on their periods regularly, I can guarantee you there are quite a few men that are tasked with taking the tampon out and throwing it aside.

I write seemingly because I have no personal experience, so no idea, but to me it read that way. Some people seem to see Christian as the big bad man who abuses a weak young woman. Peeps, if you think E. Archived from the original on 1 October It was a very tedious and crappy experience and I wish I had never bought this book, let alone attempted to go through this rubbish. So don’t fuck with me and try to pull that shit.

One thing we were beaten over the head with about is something called the 7 Sentence Story. Never saw that one coming!

Who would have imagined that a movie about sex could be so boring? Geey the fuck does that tell you? Belle is a smart girl who rejects the advances of Gaston, as she doesn’t want to be stuck in a mundane life. Okay, so let’s try 50 Shades, which, hilariously, has had its film rights bought already. They kiss, they sex up. Death Valley Love You More I’m great at this reviewing thing, right? How do you accurately review a book that changes its mind every two minutes? Fifty Shades of Grey is that hot date you bring home to discover s he’s a cold fish between the sheets.


Fifty Shades of Grey

Retrieved October 8, Due to an illness, Kate is unable to interview year-old Christian Grey, a successful and wealthy Seattle entrepreneur, and asks Ana to take her place. Archived from the original on February 9, The characters are bland and merely props to set the stage for fucking weird BDSM-ing, and the plot was lost somewhere in the vagina of the author’s wet dream.

GinormoDick doesn’t know that a woman can get pregnant while on her period. Retrieved May 27, What are the redeeming features? And we’re treated to her alternately being angry about the pain and humiliation she faced at Christian’s hands, and chastising herself for being a failure and for being mean to Christian. Christian later sends Ana first edition copies of two Thomas Hardy novels, including Tess of the d’Urbervillesas a gift. Max Martini as Jason Taylor.

Seriously, every time she saw him there was mention of how hot he was, and every time she thought of him, as well. Retrieved June 18,